Thursday, May 10, 2012

Top 5 things to do when your bored!

1). Shooting guns or just blowing things up. Also having air-soft wars.
2). Park-our - Jumping across obstacles and doing tricks while looking cool.
3). Skateboarding, rollerblading, and dancing.
4). Gymkhana - The act of drifting in a empty parking lot or a wide open space.
5). Snailing - The act of laying on random objects in the form of a snail. (10X more hardcore than planking.)

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Know when to stop

     In some cases doing less is sometimes better than doing more. Like for instance if your doing parkour and jumping over things and doing flips and you try to do a trick and you do it perfectly right the first time, know when to stop. Because if you do it again you can seriously injure yourself or break something really expensive. You need to know when to stop because the second time doesn’t always work out. In this case doing less is better than doing more.

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Mami and Papi

I think that when my parents where my age they probably acted a lot like me. I know that my mom was hardworking because she always tells me about when she was a teenager she would help my grandma around the house and babysit her little sisters. She also told me that she would sneak out and go to dances. That sounds a lot like me. My dad on the other hand I don't know how he used to be, he never told me about when he was a teenager.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Snackman

     The New York City subway is a parallel universe where fights start and end without a reason. Apparently a women and a man got into a fight on a subway. The woman accused the man of following her and then started throwing punches and kicks. Then who do you know comes to the rescue? Snackman, he steps in the middle of fight and then starts eating potato chips this defuses the situation. This tactic is probably some kind of Navy Seal trick. After the fight stopped people forced the male aggressor to get off at the next stop. Will Snackman take credit for his heroic abilities or will he keep his identity a secret? Either way the New York City subways will never be the same.


http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2012/04/10/pkg-moos-nyc-potato-chip-hero.cnn

Friday, March 30, 2012

I Told My Story To Make History

My favorite book of all time would have to be “Horton Hears A Who,” it’s such a great book. The lyrical verses of Dr. Seuss blow my mind every single time I flip the page. “Green Eggs and Ham,” is also on my top ten favorite books to read. My favorite song has got to be “Crew Love” by Drake because apparently we are loving the crew. My most favorite movie ever is “Never Back Down 2: the Beat-down.” It has professional MMA fighters in it and it also has “Max Copperman,” who looks a lot like Morty except with curlier hair and more coordination. It’s so motivational and makes you want to become a MMA fighter.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

WWJD

Dear Coach,
    As you have probably have noticed every body is hooked on “The Hunger Games”. You see people carrying those books around all the time. Most people have already read all three of the books. Everyone is dying to see the movie and I bet if you would allow it everyone could bring their own money for the movie. It’s a great book and I think we deserve a reward for being such good readers. Yeah so yeah. I would very much appreciate it and so would the rest of the class if you would let us see the movie.
    Sincerely,           
Gerardo

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Laid Up

     On those days when I wake up and I got that laid up feeling all I do is crawl back into bed and sleep a lil longer till I awake again to the smell of my mother’s delicious pancakes which she makes me when I’m sick. After I eat, I grab my princess blanket (JK) and go watch Tosh. 0 or Fantasy Factory on the TV. These shows makes me feel better because they make me laugh and always put me in a good mood. After I get bored of watching TV I just go lay down in my bed and play games while listening to music on my galaxy player. By the end of the day I’m usually felling better and go out and do something.