McFish

     The water was calm and the weather was perfect for a fishing trip today. Gracie and her pa were going out to their little lake that they have in their backyard. The reason that they were fishing is because there wasn’t any food in the fridge and pa was too lazy to drive to the store so they decided to try and catch a fish. As they arrived at the fishing spot pa said “Let me show you how it’s done Gracie.” He then cast the fishing rod into the huge lake, he sat near the edge of the water and explained to Gracie how to fish and the importance of patience when you’re fishing. They sat still and a few minutes past but still nothing, pa was about to reel it back in but then he felt something pulling on the fishing line. He then started to reel it in really quick but he had caught a big one and the fish was putting up a good fight. Pa stood up to get more strength but as soon as he stood up the fish pulled him into the lake and he schlagered on the bottom of the lake. Gracie just busted out laughing like a dying dog for two straight minutes till Pa said “quit laughing you little kid! This was a bad idea lets just go get a mcgangbang at McDonalds.” Gracie agreed and they left immediately.

vocab
Schlagered-The act of falling face first then hands second