Never say Never...Okay Maybe Sometimes

To me forgiving is something real easy to do. The statement “Not forgiving someone is like drinking the poison and waiting for the other man to die” to me it means that if you hold a grudge it’s like drinking poison it only cause you harm and not the other person. So forgive and forget, life goes on.

Fly

If I could be a fly on the wall I would want to observe all my teachers when they are making the semester test. This would give me an advantage because I would know all the answers to all the semester test, this would make the last week of school the easiest ever. I would also like to observe when they are making the star test, so when I take those test, it’s easy. I would also enjoy being a fly, it would be fun because you can fly around and make people mad by buzzing around them.

Sovietopia

     Sovietopia is a island located on a island on in the middle of the atlantic ocean. A utopia is a place where everything is perfect, that’s why sovietopia is all controlled by a computer. The computer is in the center of the island and was created by Stephan Hawkings, Bill Gates, and Steve Jobs. With these three intelligent people, they made the greatest operating system of all time, it never makes a mistake. The system is called macwindowshawkings. They really couldn’t come up with a name so they just mixed their names together. The whole island has roads for cars, but in sovietopia car drives you. Anyone can live in sovietopia but in order to live their they have to pay one million dollars per person since the island so perfect. Their is many laws in sovietopia and if you break any of the laws, the law will break you and you will be released back into your old habitat.

Kalashnikov

Dear Santa,

     I think that I have been pretty good this year but I have also been bad sometimes but for the most part I’ve been pretty good so I think I deserve a gift or something. So what I really want for Christmas is a AK-47 air soft gun so me and my friends can have air soft wars and that’s about it. Oh yeah and can I also get a Kawasaki Ninja 250R I really want one so yeah that would be really sweet.
    Sincerely,
Gerardo Ortiz

Gerard.0

     My favorite show of all time I think has to be Tosh.0. I discovered it last year as I was flipping through channels. The reason I like it so much is because it’s the funniest show ever. Even though it might be inappropriate at some moments, and it is  completely racist and sexist. It’s still funny since their not just making fun of one person they’re making fun of everybody so I think that makes it alright. It comes on Comedy Central on Tuesday nights and is hosted by Daniel Tosh.

Balls of Pain

     It all started one day at Shordan’s house. Shordan, Shayne, and me were just chilling in the backyard messing around with Shordan’s new air-soft gun. Then Shordan said “I bet your not a man enough to let me shoot you with my gun, with a full mag.” But you know me of coarse I’m going to accept his challenge. I told him that we should make a video out of it, so that’s what we did. Me being hasty decided to get the excruciating pain over with so we started recording and Shordan and Shayne started shooting. The bb’s were darting at me at about 360 fps (feet per second). As I stood there and took the agonizing pain I could only hope for the mag to discharge. After they ceased to shoot it had felt like a hundred bees had stung me, so I just plopped to the floor. I think that, that was the most painful thing I have ever experienced.

DropN Soap

    In my opinion soap is one of the greatest inventions of all time. It keeps us clean after we get dirty. It’s especially helpful after athletics, and after working all day. It keeps us from getting sick if we regularly wash our hands and keeps us free of disease. Soap was invented by the mesopatamians but they used it as a type of wax, but eventually they found out it could clean things. That is why I think that it is the greatest invention of all time.