I Told My Story To Make History

My favorite book of all time would have to be “Horton Hears A Who,” it’s such a great book. The lyrical verses of Dr. Seuss blow my mind every single time I flip the page. “Green Eggs and Ham,” is also on my top ten favorite books to read. My favorite song has got to be “Crew Love” by Drake because apparently we are loving the crew. My most favorite movie ever is “Never Back Down 2: the Beat-down.” It has professional MMA fighters in it and it also has “Max Copperman,” who looks a lot like Morty except with curlier hair and more coordination. It’s so motivational and makes you want to become a MMA fighter.

WWJD

Dear Coach,
    As you have probably have noticed every body is hooked on “The Hunger Games”. You see people carrying those books around all the time. Most people have already read all three of the books. Everyone is dying to see the movie and I bet if you would allow it everyone could bring their own money for the movie. It’s a great book and I think we deserve a reward for being such good readers. Yeah so yeah. I would very much appreciate it and so would the rest of the class if you would let us see the movie.

    Sincerely,           
Gerardo

Laid Up

     On those days when I wake up and I got that laid up feeling all I do is crawl back into bed and sleep a lil longer till I awake again to the smell of my mother’s delicious pancakes which she makes me when I’m sick. After I eat, I grab my princess blanket (JK) and go watch Tosh. 0 or Fantasy Factory on the TV. These shows makes me feel better because they make me laugh and always put me in a good mood. After I get bored of watching TV I just go lay down in my bed and play games while listening to music on my galaxy player. By the end of the day I’m usually felling better and go out and do something.

Brown-Ops

I had been camouflaged by the thick green trees for a couple of hours now, just waiting for the perfect moment to go for the kill. I had stalked my opponent, DropN Spirtz, for a long time and had figured out exactly what kind of artillery he was packing real talk. From the looks of it he had a sentry gun outside of his three room hut, he had constructed out of twan and branches. There was no way I could even get close to his position. I would have to develop a plan for him to leave his position. All I had in my possession was a flash-bang and a G36 assault rifle. I would use the flash-bang to take out the sentry gun and while he would walk outside to investigate what had happened I would run out into the lush field and with my precision red dot sight I would take him out with a single shot. I followed out with the plan and it worked exactly as I had calculated. The last words that he said before I pulled the trigger was “say it ain't so cuh” After his M4 dropped to the ground followed by his motionless body I stood over him and said “you’ve just been revoked.” Then I walked away from the battlefield 3 knowing that I was victor in this warfare.

Mr. Hands

     I woke up strapped to a table unable to move. Just a minute ago I was trotting through a luscious green field just enjoying the freedom I had, then all of a sudden I had blacked out and now I was awake. I looked at my surroundings but the room was pitch black and I was unable to move because I was strapped down tight. Minutes went by then hours then when I surely thought I was going to die from starvation, I saw a light coming from the other end of the room. The door creaked open and a big man that kinda looked like Mr. Chiquitillo Jalapeno Junior walked inside, then when he got close enough that I could actually see his face, I noticed that it wasn’t Mr. Chiquitillo Jalapeno Junior because that man had a pedostach. He looked at me with a devilish grin on his face and slowly took out something huge from his fanny pack that he was wearing. I couldn’t quite make out what the large item was. Then he took it out of his case and I noticed that it was a needle. This man was going to inject me with steroids. He explained to me what his plan was as he inserted the huge needle into my butt. As the needle penetrated my skin I made a loud neigh. He said that he was going to inject a lot of steroids into me and put me in horse races to win him money. That really didn’t bother me I had always wanted to be a famous race horse. After he was done giving me about fifty shots of steroids he let me run free. So now I’m scratching my butt on the fence because that shot that he gave me really irritated it.

McFish

     The water was calm and the weather was perfect for a fishing trip today. Gracie and her pa were going out to their little lake that they have in their backyard. The reason that they were fishing is because there wasn’t any food in the fridge and pa was too lazy to drive to the store so they decided to try and catch a fish. As they arrived at the fishing spot pa said “Let me show you how it’s done Gracie.” He then cast the fishing rod into the huge lake, he sat near the edge of the water and explained to Gracie how to fish and the importance of patience when you’re fishing. They sat still and a few minutes past but still nothing, pa was about to reel it back in but then he felt something pulling on the fishing line. He then started to reel it in really quick but he had caught a big one and the fish was putting up a good fight. Pa stood up to get more strength but as soon as he stood up the fish pulled him into the lake and he schlagered on the bottom of the lake. Gracie just busted out laughing like a dying dog for two straight minutes till Pa said “quit laughing you little kid! This was a bad idea lets just go get a mcgangbang at McDonalds.” Gracie agreed and they left immediately.

vocab
Schlagered-The act of falling face first then hands second

Spidey Senses

Sight: The sight of a alluring double rainbow all the way across the sky.
Touch: The soothing touch of water as your swimming.
Sound: The phenomenal sound of a car with a beast exhaust system.
Taste: The luscious taste of a cheesecake.
Smell: The smell of mouthwatering pancakes and bacon strips in the morning.